Contrived Opening for Anaphoric Humorous effect

Speaking of titles, which sounds laboured, but I was, here, in May; I reckon I can help 20th Century Fox out if they ever decide to make another Die Hard sequel. 

They had Die Hard, Die Hard II,  Die Hard  with a Vengeance, and then I felt they lost their way a little. "Live Free or Die Hard" and "A Good Day to Die Hard" don't quite have the same ring. 

How about Die Hard with a Fucking Vengeance and Die Hard with a Fucking Vengeance You Bastard?

 Bloke in a vest © Reg Smythe