I met Iggy Pop in a brainbending encounter in 1977. I was meeting friends at The Rainbow in Finsbury Park to see Iggy Pop plus The Adverts, and I was early, so I went into the pub next door (the George Robey, gone now) for a pint.
Tuesday, 28 October 2025
Sunday, 29 June 2025
There is a scientific theory that our universe is a computer simulation, and lots of conspiracy theorists treat The Matrix as a documentary.
Reality TV is a genre of popular entertainment, which unlike a documentary, presents a wildly overblown, tacky, pumped up caricature of human interaction, with a cast of exhibitionists, deluded half-wits, dupes and desperately sad cases hand-picked and manipulated to gratify a shamefully cruel voyeuristic tendency in its audience.Trump is the most powerful man in the world - again. He didn't get there by finally reaching the pinnacle of a successful career in party politics, or by success in any other area which would have previously counted.
Ahead of his winning presidencies, the only thing Trump succeeded at was reality TV. He failed in everything else he did, including, ultimately, property development and being rich - if he had simply put the money his father originally gave him in safe stocks and bonds, he would have had more money than he actually did.
Trump runs his life, and the USA, as if he’s starring in his own reality TV show.
In addition to being unable to, or choosing not to, distinguish between observable reality and reality TV, Trump acts as a self-declared follower of Norman Vincent Peale
and by extension, Goddard’s Law.
Goddard’s Law (of assumption) states that thinking about something will make it happen, named after a religious nutcase called Neville Goddard. Peale’s self-help/business cult of 'positive thinking’ promotes the idea that if you have positive thoughts they will come true and you will succeed and be rich, and people who tell you otherwise are trying to stop you succeeding. This is where Trump's idea of false news comes from, and his violent antipathy to anyone who tries to tell him anything he doesn’t like.
Why did Trump decide to run for president in the first place? It came from his ‘birther’ social media campaign against Barack Obama, with Trump's first major political speech being at CPAC, the Conservative Political Action Conference, in 2011.
At CPAC in 2017:
'Trump said he "loved" giving that speech. According to him, the speech "gave me an idea" to get into politics in a serious way.
Trump told the story,
"I walked the stage on CPAC -- I'll never forget it, really. I had very little notes and even less preparation. So when you have practically no notes and no preparation and you leave and everyone was thrilled, I said, 'I think I like this business.’"
So there you have it. From Trump's own mouth: He ran for president because he liked he could get praise with no preparation.’
Elite Daily, 24.2.17
With the restraints on his impulses that were exercised by responsible people the first time around removed by the installation of sycophants and zealots, whatever thoughts Trump now posits really do come true; he is ruler of an empire of which Karl Rove famously said ‘when we act, we create our own reality’, and we are living not in a computer simulation or a version of The Matrix, but in Trump’s reality TV show.
Saturday, 25 February 2023
The Persuaders!
'The Persuaders!' (which had perhaps the best theme music ever) was 'Snobbar som Jobbar' in Sweden (pronounced Snobbarr som Yobbarr) which translates as Snobs with Jobs - a bafflingly perverse plurality, given the series' central theme contrasting Moore's posh-voiced Brit snob, singular, with Curtis' 'by my own boot straps from the streets of New York' character.
Other notable losses in titular translation include '007 Dies Twice' (You Only Live Twice, Japan), 'I'm Drunk and You're a Prostitute' (Leaving Las Vegas, Japan), and, of course 'Meetings and Failures in Meetings' (Lost in Translation, Portugal).
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| Die Zwei!/Amicalement Votre/De Versieders!/Kaygisizlar |
Saturday, 17 December 2022
Full Disclosure
Motorcycle: 1962 Triumph 3TA with 5TA 490cc cast iron barrels and aluminium head, 12v conversion with twin coils, Kirkby Rowbotham electronic ignition distributor kit and Cibié quartz halogen headlight
Tuesday, 12 October 2021
Northern Lights
Looking northeast from our building at sunset last night. Followed later by a more low key but equally spectacular glimpse of the Northern Lights.
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| photo: Tjøstheim Constantin Korsvold Nikolay |
At five past one, fingers of vivid green light with golden margins suddenly appeared, one at a time and intermittently, springing into view from below the horizon, growing upwards beyond the meniscus and wavering before dying down again. It was so affecting, despite being exactly what I was actually looking for, that 'an involuntary cry of wonder was forced from my lips'.
Monday, 28 June 2021
Capitalised Communicable Conditions
Things you could get, in the past: The Screaming Abdabs, The Heebie Jeebies, The Willies, The Collywobbles (although strictly speaking, The Willies were something someone gave you, rather than something you'd got).
Sunday, 27 June 2021
The Bristled Cadaver
John Osborne, writing of George Devine, theatrical manager & director: "After the nightly satisfaction of outfacing The Chairs audience, there was the beginning of his adventure with Samuel Beckett. If Ionesco's discordant willfulness intrigued him, Beckett's temperament inspired him with almost apostolic awe. Even the peremptory sourness of Brecht couldn't match the incomparably bleached bone of Beckett and his liturgical 'toneless voice'.
Uncle Sam had the monstrous good fortune of actually looking like one of his own plays, a graven icon of his own texts. The bristled cadaver and mountain-peak stare were the ultimate purifier that deified all endeavour, pity or hope.
If the head of a Balzac or Ionesco or a dozen other sybaritically fleshed-out masters had been put onto the Irishman's torso, the response to the purity of that 'toneless voice' might not have been so immediate. Furthermore, for George, he had the impeccable credentials of French cultural hauteur."
Almost a Gentleman, An Autobiography Volume II, Faber and Faber, London, 1991
Thursday, 13 May 2021
The Suit
Some years ago I bought a vintage suit. It’s made from ginger tweed that’s thicker than the cloth anyone would use to make an overcoat today, and while the jacket is cut close, with a nipped in waist, the pants are huge, with the ‘waist’ band fitting snugly under my sternum, and vast flapping legs that would billow in the wind like flags if the material wasn’t so heavy - they're so wide that they’re draughty in cold weather. From the cut, it’s probably from the 30s or 40s, and couldn’t in any case be later than the 50s, I would have thought
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| The Suit in Haparanda |
Shortly after getting it, I wore it to visit a pub near my flat. It was (and still is) in a historically working class area of 1950s council housing, alleys with Dickensian leftovers, and a few landmarks of Cockneydom from song and legend. Despite only being 20 minutes’ walk from my flat, which was near The Angel, it’s in EC1, which I suppose makes it the City rather than the East End.
Thursday, 22 October 2020
Borreman
Title: Borreman
At: Hvitsten Artwalk, Hvitsten near Oslo, Friday 15.7.16
Concept: Folk rituals are a rich and historic manifestation of popular culture; a kind of people’s performance art. An extraordinary number are still observed in the British Isles, across every region and throughout the calendar. Many persist in mainland Europe; but in Scandinavia there are few, and in Norway almost none.
This performance transposes a performance from Britain to Norway.
The Burryman is a herring-charming ritual of east coast fishing communities in Scotland. A man chosen by vote is paraded around town wearing a bowler hat, balaclava and clothes completely covered in the small, spherical, velcro-like fruit of the Burdock plant and given whisky to drink through a straw in every pub. The thousands of burdocks needed must be collected only by the Burryman, and used while still green. He is forced to walk with his legs held apart and his arms extended, otherwise the burrs would cling to each other. The weight of the burrs is so great that he holds upright wooden staves to relieve the burden on his arms and shoulders.
Synopsis: The fruits of the burdock (Arctium lappa, genus Arctium, Norwegian: Storborre) were collected and attached, and the embellished performer appeared at an arts festival in a seaside village on the Oslofjord.
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Number Stations
I used to listen to these Cold War spy broadcasts in the late 60s and early 70s, on one of these, which was given to me by someone who captured it from a German unit in WWII and afterwards used it as a domestic radio. The British and DDR transmissions are jaunty, almost cheerful even, but at the same time have a sinister quality that all of the Number Stations output shares. My early enthusiasm for repetitive electronica made the appreciation of Kraftwerk a foregone conclusion.
Watercolours
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| On ladder plying hose, Ben Vautier |
Saturday, 11 July 2020
Ipcress and Quiller
IPCRESS: Induction of Psycho-Neuroses by Conditioned Reflex with Stress
Best British Film of 1965 (BAFTA)
Listen to The Ipcress File theme
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| Michael Caine as Harry Palmer |
*Lee Pfeiffer, Quiller article in Britannica
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| Max von Sydow as Oktober, George Segal as Quiller |
Bonus track. Matt Monro, former London bus driver, and the man of whom Frank Sinatra said "If I had to choose three of the finest male vocalists in the singing business, Matt would be one of them" recorded a vocal version not used for the intro or end credits, but which is heard playing on the radio in Quiller's hotel.
Saturday, 23 May 2020
Eh Joe
Eh Joe? was Beckett's first play written for television, broadcast on BBC2 on the 4th of July 1966 between 10.20 and 10.40pm, with Jack MacGowran as Joe, Sian Phillips as The Voice.
This recording is from German TV. (Yes, I know, this is a bit laboured, but take the trouble to listen until the first solo - this the best performance of this much-heard classic I've come across): Eh Joe
Engines as Musical Instruments
They were also there for 1982, when the open day had become a public airshow. An SR-71 Blackbird, the first stealth aircraft, that flew at 3 times the speed of sound, flew in from Beale AFB, Calif, made a rolling touchdown along the runway, and then shot up vertically on top of a blue flame about 20 feet long, disappearing from sight almost too fast for the eye to follow.
Little Richard Starkey
Wednesday, 12 September 2018
Wednesday, 25 April 2018
Meet The Beatles

Sinister, grotesque, yet somehow strangely compelling.
The prepubescent McCartney with his gigantic eyebrows, the disturbingly feminine Ringo, the disconcertingly misdirected gaze of this parallel universe George, and finally, the dead-eyed 1000 yard stare of the evil Genghis Khan-alike John.
The Beatles that you could surely only Meet in a nightmare that would haunt your waking hours.
Saturday, 10 March 2018
Anglezark(e)
"SANPIC Destroys sink odours, TURF, SENIOR SERVICE and WILLS’S "STAR" CIGARETTES, ASPRO (aspirin), Brooke Bond Tea, NEW STORK CHANGE YOUR COUPONS HERE (margarine), CUTTY SARK PIPE TOBACCO, TIZER (carbonated soft drink)."
The manor of Anglezarke near Bolton was the property of the Earls of Derby in the 16th century (The title refers to West Derby, not the county town. The West Derby Hundred was the southwest division of the county of Lancashire, which included Liverpool). Local soap magnate Lord Leverhulme built a reduced scale replica of Liverpool Castle on his estate at Anglezarke in 1900.
Thursday, 14 December 2017
Here Comes The Judge
The phrase was used by Pigmeat in his stand up comedy routine, performed on the Ed Sullivan Show in 1947. Sammy Davis Junior then used it, dressed in judge’s robes and a wig, on Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In, 28.3.68, after which it was used as a catch phrase on the show, subsequently performed by Pigmeat himself, passing into popular usage, along with “That’s a no no” and "Very interesting - but stupid”, among others.
Pigmeat’s single was released July and August ‘68 in the US and UK respectively, reaching No 19 in both countries.
The best rap record of all time is of course The Revolution Will Not Be Televised...
Saturday, 25 November 2017
Verticalability
| Rigging by Torgeir Gabrielsen Photo by Sigrid Z. Heiberg |
French artist Yves Klein famously claimed he had flown in a performance in 1960; in this performance Connolly floated 4 metres up, conquering the upper atmosphere and ceiling space of the gallery.
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| photo Jon Lundell |
Synopsis: A collection of lapel badges commemorating the early space missions pinned to a small plush display frame is hung on the wall at a height of approx 2.5m.
An illuminated magnifying glass on a piece of string is hung near it.
A ladder is leaned against the wall next to the display. This text is displayed on the wall by the exhibit.
*Yes consisted of a step ladder placed beneath a black canvas on the ceiling with a magnifying glass hung next to it, with the word YES printed in tiny white letters in the middle of the canvas.
Having discovered that Paul McCartney was associated with the gallery, Ono asked to show there. Having met him without result, she then applied pressure for John Lennon to be invited while she was hanging work before the opening and used the occasion to meet him, attempting to get into his car with him when he left. After he came to the opening, she bombarded Lennon with postal invitations and mail art pieces until he agreed to meet again, and the rest is history.
I was told this by John Dunbar, who ran the Indica Gallery with Barry Miles and Peter Asher (brother of McCartney’s girlfriend at the time), and he and Miles gave an abbreviated version in an interview for a BBC documentary on 60s art (Art and the 60s: Politics and Performance).
"Verticalability - what a great word! Even if it might only exist for the duration of a few moments. Nevertheless, more than being a term or not, it points out directions and ways to walk on. The up and down, the over and the under, the below and above, the good and bed. In any sense, it is elusive and momentarily, not made for eternity. Who wants to live forever? Not us, neither do you.
















